My friend Edward is here wearing rubber gloves. He's read to show his teeth off to you. Watch as he shows off his super clean molars, canines (that always makes me think of a . Why would they call them canine teeth? Can't they just call them sharpies...well that would make me think of markers if they did that. I digress.), and all his other toothy parts. ;) CLICK HERE FOR FULL VIDEOS
It's a balloon frenzy today. Edward's mouth is tried from all this blowing.....balloons that is. You wish. lol. ;) My friend Edward has....white balloons. A bag of white balloons. He's going to blow those rubber things up and let them deflate all over the bathroom. Watch as he fills them up with his mighty lungs and lets them air out all over by themselves. CLICK HERE FOR FULL VIDEOS
Hello you dental fetish people. Edward got a request from Paul to show off his mouth using some dental tools. So Edward is here with his rubber gloves on, a dental mirror, and a tooth...sharp...metal...thingy...what do you call those? A pic? A tooth pic?....no?....let me consult google.....a tooth scaler! He has a tooth scaler with him. Watch as he explores his mouth with both the mirror and the tooth scaler. He has really nice teeth may I add. CLICK HERE FOR FULL VIDEOS
You're not worthy of your master Edward's time. So he's not going to pay any attention to you. You're just going to have to sit there and watch him while he plays on his phone. He's so fun to watch. His perfect toes peaking up over the table edge. His bulging muscles. His amazing eyes. He's so much better than you in every way, shape, and form. So just sit there and watch him. He's not paying any attention to your pathetic ass. CLICK HERE FOR FULL VIDEOS
Life can be very hard when you're tiny as a bug and in the same room with a giant goliath like Edward. How so? You're about to find out. Edward the Giant has found you in his bathroom. There he is towering over you. He's a tall muscular giant. He is amused with you at first. He picks you up and talks to you. Shows around his bathroom. Then he's not really sure what to do with you. You're so small and unworthy of his time. So he decides to squish you with his foot and POOF! You're gone. CLICK HERE FOR FULL VIDEOS
My friend Edward has got a bag full of gummy bears that he wants in his belly. The gummy bears. Not the bag. lol. Watch as he eats them up. He puts them in his warm, wet mouth, chews them up, and then swallows them. Lots of burping and chewing in this video. CLICK HERE FOR FULL VIDEOS
Three gummy bears. Three flavors. Let's pretend...let's call you David. Let's pretend you can transform yourself into every gummy bear that Edward eats. So you can be inside his mouth, his throat, his tummy. Watch as he one by one eats a gummy bear and talks about your flavor and how you feel when he swallows you. CLICK HERE FOR FULL VIDEOS
The color of the day is white. No I am not referring to Edward's milky complexion. lol. I'm talking about the bag of balloons he's got that he's ready to blow up for you. Watch this muscular stud blow up and deflate a bunch of balloons. CLICK HERE FOR FULL VIDEOS
My friend Edward is up on the counter in his undies and long black socks and ready to show his feet off to you. Watch as he removes his socks and then lets you look at and worship his giant hairy feet. Enjoy his big toes, giant soles.....hell enjoy all of it. There's two of them. Feet that is. Double your pleasure. CLICK HERE FOR FULL VIDEOS
Wooh! Someone pass me a cool glass of water. Edward is here in his undies and he's doing a flex show for you. Watch as he flexes his upper torso area in various hot poses that show off his bulging sexy muscles. CLICK HERE FOR FULL VIDEOS
My friend Edward the muscular beast has got some hairy armpits. What's that? You like hairy armpits? You LOVE hairy armpits? Well step right up and put your face right in Edward's hairy armpits. He's got his arm raised and is waiting for you to worship them. So go right ahead and indulge your fantasies. CLICK HERE FOR FULL VIDEOS
